muffler clamp

When a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.

Eric: "I have a massive head-ache"

Dave: "how come?"

Eric: "I was eating this girl out, and she gave me a muffler clamp"

by Erockkk April 20, 2008

Bro Clap

an epic exchange of palm to palm camaraderie. glorified high five.

Bob and Jim did the sweetest sounding bro clap i have ever heard last night.

by Joshua Allynn May 6, 2010

Poop Clamp

The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).

S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.

by Mr. Filthy December 9, 2011

Tard Clap

A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".

Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."

Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"

by DipstickMcQueergly April 9, 2012

Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.

"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"

by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013

flaming casper

An ignited fart that burns with a clear flame not visible to the naked eye.

Dude, I heard the pop and felt the heat, that must have been a flaming casper!

by weasial November 20, 2015

Hetero clap

The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'

Brody hetero clapped Doug on the back after hugging him.

by Squid4pres February 5, 2017