ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

by ibs2pid November 14, 2016

Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day

Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)

He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper

by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021

Clapper

A fake insult used by homosexuals to indicate to other homersexuals that they are interest in gay sex.

"Hi John, you're such a clapper" really means "Hi John, let's do a bum"

by NotMrBeanForever September 8, 2024

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024