clamspeak

The dulcet tones emanating from the engorged twat during vigorous stimulation of the thighs and buttocks. These sounds are created when copious amounts of kitty juice run down the vaginal lips and ass, creating a moist, squishy vacuum.

Last night I was giving M'Lady an all-over massage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine ass, and then I heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. It was clamspeak, I tell you!

by Mastertigerbaiters January 1, 2009

claisin

a clit that has gone without being sexually stimulated for so long that it is shriveled, like a raisin.

"Man, I haven't hooked up with anyone in sooo long. my claisin could use some action."

by qatx January 25, 2009

calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

by french chocolate. August 1, 2009

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace October 14, 2007

Clamshell

A $100 bill. Named this way as a derivation of "C Note". "C" being the roman numeral for 100.

I paid 2 clamshells for those shoes.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Egyptian Claim

When a man or several cum cum all over a woman and then wrap her with toilet paper

Aaron called me the other night and told me he did an egyptian claim on bridgette

by Andrew David Hernandez June 23, 2008

st clairsville

1.) wigger
2.) wankster
3.) people who think they are black but are not.

Dude, there is a lot of fucking wiggers at st. clairsville.

by afrobob July 2, 2003