The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.
3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.
3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.
2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.
3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.
3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
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Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.
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The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
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it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. This will send an orgasm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple
it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. This will send an orgasm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple
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