circus dildo

a abnormal and fake person

"shut up you fucking circus dildo"

by anaujiram September 7, 2005

Circus

1. A big place where kids like to go because people stick needles threw their body...and they live!

2. The place where runaways go.

3. The tent with stripes where clowns work.

1. "Hey mommy! I wanna go to the circus and see the guy stick needles threw his brain again!"

"Honey, we just saw it five minutes ago..."

"I WANNA SEE THE CLOWN, MOMMY!"

2. John ranaway to the circus at the age of 12. He hated his life and his parents. He started working there as a clown, but he died when one of the radioactive burning logs caught fire to his hair.

3. This is the tent where the clowns live. They have awesome huge red noses and puffy hair, kinda like Ben Wallace. They can make you dog balloons. Go Clowns!

by Vinchenzo Livingstondonsonski March 1, 2005

Krispi the Circus Clown

A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist

1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!

2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"

by Krispi September 8, 2006

circus circus

the most pathetic excuse for a hotel in vegas. calls itself a family resort- hey guess what, it's still a casino. the carpet is dirty, the rooms are aging, the elevators are deathtraps, and the parking garage is ridiculous. the famous circus acts are a joke.

wow, i know that if i was going to stay in vegas, i would avoid circus circus

by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006

a circus?

It's a phrase used to answer a stupid question or to counter a stupid comment. It is derived from a statment made by Crash Holley (WWE superstar). He was defending his hard core title in a falls count any where match. He was at a circus when a clown approached and said to him, "I've seen on TV. You've defended your title on the street, in an alley and at a circus." Crash replied "a circus?". Just then the clown attacked him and tried to pin him. So his reaction to the puzzling statment was "a circus?" It should be said in a loud, high picthed, questioning manner.

1. Dude I think that Kim chick is hot. Reply: A circus?

2. A man is standing in front of a large clock when another man approaches and asks, "Do you know what time it is?" The man replies "a circus?"

3. I think that George W Bush is the best president this country has ever had. A circus?

by Tuskarater September 29, 2006

Drunken Pussy Circus (DPC)

A Drunken Pussy Circus is a get-together, usually at someone's house, where guys will invite easy girls and sluts with the intention of getting them drunk. Then the guys get them to do dumb stuff like take off their clothes, kiss each other, and engage in sexual activites with them. This term also includes meetings where people just want to drink, smoke, and have random sexual relations because they have nothing better to do. A girl who gets invited to a DPC is know as a Drunken Pussy Cunt (also, a DPC).

Last night John's house was one wild Drunken Pussy Circus (DPC), it was off the hook!

by annettev April 20, 2006

Circus Tent

When 4 people (guys or girls) tap it with 1 person in the middle. Similar to the Eiffel tower, but with a lot more people.

"Ah man! It was this one broad and 4 other guys doing a circus tent with that girl!"

by Placeboady December 19, 2009