Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.

Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010

chuck norris 

a spinning roundhouse kick to the head

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris

chuck norris by wolf January 11, 2005

Chuck Bass 

The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.

Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

Chuck Bass by you_know_you_love_me January 7, 2008

Thot Chucking 

When one woman grabs another woman's hair during a fight, and throws her to the ground. and proceeds to drag her around.

this big girl was thot chucking some skinny chick outside gym class today, over some tweet

Thot Chucking by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2015

Chuck Norris 

A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor

Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*

Chuck Norris by Someone With Common Sense April 18, 2012

chuck norris 

A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.

Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.

chuck norris by Skeeter McGantry September 13, 2008

Chuck Norris 

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.

Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris by schlogden February 19, 2008