chip an' chee

n. (a.k.a. chips and cheese) commonplace British delicacy, to be found in almost every 3am eaterie for around £2.00. Profoundly sautéed in 'graisse animale', the chips (fries to non-UK English speakers) are then drowned to taste in traditional seasoning (table-salt and industrial malt vinegar) before the 'pièce de résistance' - a delightful coat of the cheapest plasticky "cheddar-syle" cheese available. Voilà! Delicious.

The mis-pronounciation is a direct hommage, if you will, to the owners and employees of Britain's millions of kebab shops, and their unilateral endearing trait of being unable to speak English.

*3 o'clock a.m., any town centre in the UK*
Turkish guy at till: Whatchoo wan'?
Drunk customer: What? £5 for a kebab? I'll have fookin' chips and cheese then.
Turkish guy (to the guy doing the frying): Ey Sanjeet, two chip an' chee!

by Terry Deary February 28, 2006

Chip baby

Sticking a bag of chips up your shirt and claiming that you are pregnant with child.

Jon was due to give birth to a mesquite BBQ chip baby, but a swift punch to the gut led to the termination of the pregnancy.

by SAD Adams January 19, 2007

chipbreak

A mixture of chiptunes or fakebit with breakcore influenced drum patterens that are generally cut-up and re-arranged. For a short time it was known as 'chipcore'

"hmm i will use this heavly modified amen break and stick it on top of this retro chip song i just made on my gameboy to make some awesome-o chipbreak"

by Fool2012 January 22, 2009

V-Chip

One of the most diobolical technoligies invented by wordsoccer mom/words. It blocks "inappropriate content" anything rated TV14 and up. The most pointless things invented too.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What?
My parents got a tv with a v-chip!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!YOU SUCK!!!!

by Cpt.Bob October 5, 2003

chipaco

a burrito: two or more girls and a guy rapped up in a rug while having sex, u could also add things in it like drugs and achol

i had a chipaco last night with my bitches

by captain whore June 15, 2004

Chipiculty

A combination of the words "chip" and "difficulty". Any predicament that hinders one's ability to consume a chip-related snack. Most often the result of your chip breaking off into the dip, leaving you in a situation that is both socially and snackalistically awkward. See also: delicious cycle

Dammit, my tostito just crumbled off into the french onion dip... I'm having a little chipiculty here. Maybe I can fish it out... Argh!

by originally coined by: Kate January 15, 2009

cariparda

A word of gibberish used in a statement or question directed toward someone designed to "get" or trick them into thinking you're actually saying or asking something legitimate. This confuses them, leading them to ask what you have just said.

Richie: Hey Rube, are you going to the cariparda?
Rube: Huh?
Richie: Gotcha!

by Dick Garcia May 4, 2011