i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017

chaos theory of development

Also referred to as non-linear development, chaos development is a concept explaining that it is possible to get random results from normal developers, and indeed situations. The main precept behind this theory is the underlying notion of small occurrences significantly affecting the outcomes of seemingly unrelated events.

"Our company uses the chaos theory of development in it's software life cycle. We believe in reinventing the wheel, because our management team is just smarter than the caveman that first invented it."

by anothertool October 24, 2007

Chios

An island in the Agean near the coast of Turkey that is known for its long list of shipowning families, remarkable architecture, incredible history, et cetera.

All Greeks know that people from Chios are the smartest Greeks in Greece.

by Chioti man December 15, 2003

Chilled Chaos

A current YouTuber, also known as 'CriousGamers', known for making gaming videos, as well as collaborating with other fellow YouTubers.

"Chilled Chaos is my favourite YouTuber!"

by misknowitall December 13, 2014

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Choose

What Puerto Ricans wear on their feet

"'Ey mang! Check out my new pair of choose!"

by Ryouba August 5, 2005

choas

wrong way to spell chaos

i cannot speel write

by dertle December 10, 2003