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chooch

a nicotine device. ex. (hyde, puff bar, etc.)
yo lemme hit your chooch
by H-Town Scholar February 4, 2021
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Choocher

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.
Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.
by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009
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"boy, you better put that thing away- what'd you think, you were getting chonchie?"
by MoMoe May 9, 2004
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choocher

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
by Marc Robert May 13, 2008
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chooch

of possible italian origin, a chooch is similar to a fool or chump. used as a deragatory term to those who are not worthy of respect.
when angelo was defeated in ping pong, on lookers called him a chooch.
by albertking February 16, 2009
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Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.
Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.
by Scott Christensen January 10, 2009
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chooch

Exhaling smoke out of your mouth and a term only used by 1puglife on youtube
by spoilt92 December 26, 2010
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