In the cupid's chokehold

Somebody being deeply in love with someone else so they cant live or stop thinking about that someone.

It feels like I am in the cupid's chokehold. I can't stop thinking about her.

I guess cupid got me in a chokehold. I never felt this way before.

by theguythatcaresaboutdefinition October 12, 2022

Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.

Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.

by Roninsfx January 13, 2009

chmok

describes kissing sound; primarily used in Russian/Slavic chat rooms.

d00d101: alright then, i gtg
chicklette: ttyl chmok

by 1iJaCk June 5, 2007

Choke kiss

When someone grabs you by the neck, and kisses you on the mouth😻🤤

My boyfriend wants to choke kiss me.

by couple.goals May 23, 2018

Choke a troll

choke a troll = smoke a bowl. used to try and sound unsuspicious around teachers/cops/authority figures. probably doesnt work, but its a good way to confuse people. "Poke a mole" also works. i guess anything that rhymes with smoke a bowl.

stoner 1-"want to go choke a troll in between some garages during lunch?"
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."

by ja-dangdangdingalingadoomdoom August 31, 2009

choke factor

the rating given to the level of pressure on one's lower digestive system directly relating to the immediacy of relieving oneself. The level, or factor, is given in a rating of 1-5 with five being the highest pressure. Choke factor named in honor of Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek as it relates to a warp factor.

Jose: Hey mang, that double jalapeno burrito supreme was right on.

Carlos: Si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. I got a choke factor 5. I'm touchin cloth.

or

Kirk: Scotty, I need more power. The Klingons are almost in range.
Scotty: I'm givin er all she's got. But my ass is on fire. Me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and I'm bad off. I'm backed up
Kirk: How bad is it?
Scotty: It's a choke factor 5 captain. I don't think I can take any mooooorrr
Kirk: get to sick bay
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a plumber.

by buckdeer September 4, 2009

Choke

a pidgin (slang) word commonly used in Hawaii to describe something that there is a lot of.

ho cuz, theres choke haoles at the beach today!

there was choke food at the banquet

by the808translator August 9, 2012