"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"
by snoutliketrout January 06, 2010
Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.
by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009
V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)
by Kurtzy May 02, 2005
by Wlady August 22, 2011
A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
by Agent00abe April 21, 2008
(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.
by mustardtiger June 29, 2010