the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

spic-chucking

When an illegal immigrant gets pulled from a hospital, placed on a plane and tossed back to his/her own country.

Did anybody put a parachute on that brain-damaged guy when they were spic-chucking him out of the plane over Guatemala after he left the hospital in Florida?

by izzafartsmeller July 27, 2009

Bromance Checkin

When two male friends check in at every location they are together.

Hector: I can't believe you and Carlos checked in together at the gym, that's a bromance checkin.
Art: What's wrong with that?

by SKHO January 25, 2011

Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

chucking a civic

Having a massive erection at a super inappropriate time. (Coined after a friend had a massive erection upon arriving at Civic Video)

Bryan was chucking a civic at the video store and was extremely embarrassed. He tried to hide it but was unsucccessful.

by Adronator December 14, 2009

Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.

"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"

by cocksaint March 2, 2021

Cheching

Crying while masturbating.

I was in a circle jerk with a couple of douche-canoes and I was cheching then my mother walked in.

by Greasus August 5, 2010