The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016
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by Mr. Canucka March 5, 2008
Get the Canucka mug.Chanukah means dedication in Hebrew. It commemorates the victory of the Maccabees. They entered Jerusalem and cleaned the Jewish temple of the "abominations" such as the Greek gods that Antiochus Epiphanes imposed on the Jews when he attempted to coerce them into giving up their religion.
The real story of Chanukah is not the one about the little miracle concerning the temple's single pure oil can that lasted 8 days during the Chanukah (dedication) of the temple by the Maccabees, about 2200 years ago.
The Maccabees' victory may well be the first victory of a guerrilla army against an invading world power. Judah Maccabee (="hammer") and his brothers led a brilliant campaign in the Judean hills. Several of the 5 brothers died in those battles.
More importantly, the victory was that of those Jews who believed in their biblical God and refused to assimilate, over those Jews who had accepted the Greek culture. One war was waged by the Maccabees against the foreign rulers, the Syrians, who were called "Greeks" in the Chanukah story as theirs was a Greek culture. That culture was dominant just about anywhere then. However, there was a parallel civil war meant to rid Judea of the assimilationists who were adopting the Greek culture. Had the Maccabees lost Judaism may not have lasted long. Due to the victory the Maccabee dynasty ruled the country for more than 200 years, and Judaism as it existed then survived for millennia afterwards. This said, some observe that today's Jews have largely assimilated in their contemporary culture, and behave more like the assimilated that the Maccabees fought (for example in terms of eating non-kosher foods or their insufficient observation of the Sabbath).
The real story of Chanukah is not the one about the little miracle concerning the temple's single pure oil can that lasted 8 days during the Chanukah (dedication) of the temple by the Maccabees, about 2200 years ago.
The Maccabees' victory may well be the first victory of a guerrilla army against an invading world power. Judah Maccabee (="hammer") and his brothers led a brilliant campaign in the Judean hills. Several of the 5 brothers died in those battles.
More importantly, the victory was that of those Jews who believed in their biblical God and refused to assimilate, over those Jews who had accepted the Greek culture. One war was waged by the Maccabees against the foreign rulers, the Syrians, who were called "Greeks" in the Chanukah story as theirs was a Greek culture. That culture was dominant just about anywhere then. However, there was a parallel civil war meant to rid Judea of the assimilationists who were adopting the Greek culture. Had the Maccabees lost Judaism may not have lasted long. Due to the victory the Maccabee dynasty ruled the country for more than 200 years, and Judaism as it existed then survived for millennia afterwards. This said, some observe that today's Jews have largely assimilated in their contemporary culture, and behave more like the assimilated that the Maccabees fought (for example in terms of eating non-kosher foods or their insufficient observation of the Sabbath).
My first celebration of Chanukah was memorable. When 4 years old I was the 5th candle of the menorah (candelabra) during a play. However, despite the huge importance of my 2 lines I was never nominated by the academy.
by Edmos December 14, 2008
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I didn't want my Republican friends to bitch that i was killing Santa and Jesus when I said Happy Holidays, so I went around saying "Happy Chanukwanzmasolstadan" to everyone I met just to cover my bases.
I didn't want my Republican friends to bitch that i was killing Santa and Jesus when I said Happy Holidays, so I went around saying "Happy Chanukwanzmasolstadan" to everyone I met just to cover my bases.
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