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Plain Cain Champagne

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N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005
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Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.
#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
by John K. Collins February 13, 2008
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Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011
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chaplain

Traditionally a cleric (can be used as a word for a: minister, priest, pastor, rabbi, purohit, or imam) or a lay representative of a religious tradition, attached to a secular institution (such as a hospital, prison, military unit, intelligence agency, embassy, school etc. The chaplain's role is supportive, serving as a counsellor and guide to the psycho-spiritual needs of the staff and patients. Originally a priest or minister who had charge of a chapel, now an ordained member of the clergy who is assigned to a special ministry
The army unit had a chaplain to say a few prayers at the funeral of the dead soldiers.

Look Steve, here comes the chaplain...
by Disorganised January 5, 2022
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Champagneship

A drinking competition to see who can drink more bottles of champagne. A champagne championship, or a champagneship. Often times played on New Years Eve with the ball dropping marking the completion. Similar to a case race with beer, but much classier.
"I can't believe Jason drank 6 bottles of champagne before the ball dropped, I only drank 2. It's safe to say he won the Champagneship."
by jmoli December 28, 2009
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champagine cork

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.
i got a major champagine cork last night.
by mutantlizard October 17, 2009
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Champagne Skydiving

to drink incredibly substantial amounts of champagne.
Tom went champagne skydiving during the reception at his sister's wedding.
by sideways killshot March 31, 2011
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