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magna carta

1. An important English charter.

2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.
"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until she started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("

"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"
by Espiria August 31, 2008
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cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008
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Carthage, IL

Carthage is a tiny-ass farm town in Western Illinois 5 hours from Chicago and 3 hours from St. Louis. It's lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that's where the county jail is too.
Unless you from there, ain't nobody got a reason to go to Carthage, IL.
by blueboy54 February 18, 2009
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Cartmanland

A large, public, often overcrowded place of amusement that is (temporarily or permanently) closed off to all of the general public except you and your party to enjoy alone and without lines.
That time Google bought out Disneyland to turn it into a Cartmanland for its employees.
by coolhandlucky June 7, 2014
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Cartmando

To enter a store and shop without using a shopping cart, and therefore requiring you to use every finger to carry your items.
That young fool has no cart. He totally going cartmando.
by Dorcus Kluck December 26, 2020
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Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman, more commonly known as Cartman, is one of the main characters on the TV show South Park. He is depicted as a stereotype of a typical American, and is both obese and extremely insensitive. Because he is a Nazi sympathizer, he constantly makes fun of his friend Kyle for being Jewish.
Cartman has been stated to weigh 90 pounds, though this was later corrected to 190 when he appeared on NFL to introduce the Denver Broncos lineup. Regardless of which number is canonical, he weighs at least 20 pounds more than he should for his age. His problem is not glandular; he stuffs his face with junk food, KFC, and pie.
Cartman's mother, Liane, is a crack whore. She engages in extremely permissive parenting methods and allows Cartman to do basically anything he wants (though in some episodes, most notably HUMANCENTiPAD, she has refused his demands due to them being too extreme).
Contrary to popular belief, Eric Cartman was not named after Erich Hartmann. The original inspiration was a man named Matt Karpman, who was a friend of both Matt and Trey
"Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!"
by migmoller23 November 18, 2022
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Cartman

Cartman is Calling someone fat
Ur such a cartman
by wendyslaysmoree February 17, 2023
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