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Capital Funk

A hip-hop dance group from Washington, DC, winners of 3rd place in the 2005 Culture Shock Bustagroove Dance Competition.

"The purpose of the CAPITAL FUNK is to promote growth, awareness, respect, commitment, and entertainment of the hip hop culture within the George Washington University and the Washington, DC area. CAPITAL FUNK promotes the unity of humankind from all backgrounds through dance and hiphop."
"CFunk is Family."
"I love Capital Funk"
by Joseph Bayot July 16, 2008
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anarcho-capitalism

Anarchy and capitalism. A person who believes in the dissolution of government, but adheres to property rights.
An individual who believes in anarcho-capitalism would cringe at the thought of watching a Michael Moore documentary.
by Pirate Rothbard November 6, 2009
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screwed with a capital FUCK

When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.
Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?

Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit

Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.

Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009
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Calista

Noun. A beautiful, agile girl who you'll never catch with a frown on her face. Red hair and freckles. She'll laugh with you at anything. She's creatively talented and musical. If you come across a Calista, don't let her go because Calista is a hard name to find and it would be of your great loss. She's a girl that understands more about people then the world gives credit. You can trust her with your deepest secrets.
"That ginger actually makes gingers look good!"
"Oh, you must be talking about Calista"
by Catlover78 December 19, 2013
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San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.
by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006
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Calista and Marc

Person 1:"Wow see that couple over there?"

Person 2:"Yeah they are happy. Names must be a Calista and Marc!!"
by Billay john bakers bill October 24, 2011
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Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoron and an invalid theory. Anarchy is anti-hierarchical, while Capitalism is designed around an economic hierarchy - company owners and company workers as separate classes.

Anarcho-capitalism is invalid for several main reasons:
★ Capital requires a government to issue it and tax it to create demand, and give value to the currency.

★ Anarchy is anti-hierarchy, while capitalism is an economic system designed to sustain a hierarchy.

★ Without government to lower the powers a company has over it’s workers, the companies become the new governments, so to speak. Companies replace the state, therefore “anarcho”-capitalism is not anarchic.
Person 1: I support anarcho-capitalism because I don’t want the government limiting my freedom.

Person 2: Without a government to limit the power of corporations, how do you keep companies from limiting your freedom?

Person 3: Well, we haven’t figured that part out yet.
by whitehotforever March 23, 2021
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