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Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.
Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.
by skmad1212 June 28, 2013
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calculer / cala

French word / Mot français

"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".

Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".

For example / Par exemple:
calculer / cala

"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me

"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them

"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi

"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
by FrenchBoyWhoKnows January 7, 2019
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Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
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