Caffin

Caffin is used to describe someone (usually in anime) who are dumb. Most of these anime caffins die.

haha! Okuyama is such a Caffin! (Okuyama is a gay guy from Nodame Cantabile.)

by ha712ph January 21, 2009

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cafake

An establishment which poses as a typical 'neighborhood' cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate entity, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
Usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.

See also: Starbucks, Au Bon Pain, Panera Bread, Seattle's Best

A) When she walked in, Sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.

B) I always thought the Starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then I went to Europe.

by oniondip October 26, 2006

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Caffa • caffal • Caffair • caffangry • caffaro • caffatigued • caffatine • caffeine • Caff • caffiend

Cafaful

When one is in the midst of a problem.

I like two boys at once, I'm in a cafaful.

by john markss September 10, 2011

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Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

by Gravydog July 13, 2011

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caffeinol

0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness.

Another benefit for holywater alcohol (unlike the alchoffee caffeinol, this coming one's pure injectable alcohol called injecTx), is its Holier-than-thou ability to counter BHP (benign prostatic hyperplasia), or enlarged prostate.

Bow for the cup!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

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