cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

by mynah1 September 15, 2009

hard candy

hard candy

Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet

by anonymous November 4, 2020

crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

eye candy

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.

God, look at that, its eye candy.

by bonnie August 9, 2004

nerd candy

the really smart semi attractive guy/girl that all the nerd like.

All the people on the debate team likes Alexa, what a nerd candy.

by George, Paul December 17, 2008

candy mountain

Candy Mountain is a land of sweets and joy and joyness, and sugary goodness. The Leoplurodon will guide your way to candy mountain.
BUT BEWARE:
Do not enter the cave, for you will lose your kidneys!

"Come on Chaaaaaarlie! Chaaaarlie! Let's go to candy mountain!"
"When you're down and looking for some cheering up, just head to the candy mountain cave!"

by Ghad March 2, 2008

Candy Flippin

When you take a dose of Ecstasy (MDMA) accompanied by a dose of Acid (LSD) and you get the good feeling from the Ecstasy, but also more vivid hallucinations from the Acid by mixing the two.

"Hey dude, I've still got a few hits of that acid I got from John last week. Why don't you go get a couple of pills and we'll go candy flippin' tonight?"

by rollin hard April 28, 2007