cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

CactusFishyBoi

Your step-brother's fish that ended up in the guest room when you moved and is the best fish in the world that you will talk to until he becomes one of your best friends.

"yeah, I was up all night ranting to CactusFishyBoi about Maddie, he's such a great listener."

by JCrayZ February 18, 2019

Cockusbockus

Cockusbockus, a term in a short phrase called “cockusbockus.”

“Cockusbockus i put it in the sockus”
“I take out my glockus to shoot it at a-“
“Bro…?”
“…”

by Cockusbockus November 12, 2021

Cactus

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.

Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.

by The Range March 8, 2022

cactusus

a sus cactus often used by people name urra or olin

its also an way to eat by blending your food and smeering it on a cactus and tasting it

can also be used as an insult

stfu u cactusus or fish cactusus are sooo good

by anonymous June 6, 2022

cockushiboo

sometimes cockushibos vids make me laugh my fucking ass off that i fall down ym chair and i bleed my head once i fall down either way i love my friends!! 😋 (cockushibo if ur reading this pls stop making me suffer with these rengoku donut jokes 💔)

"DUDE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD "
"i fell off my chair after laughing to hard at one of my friend cockushiboo's videos 💔"

by dnfdeeznutsforever❤ July 14, 2022