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Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!
by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011
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Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.
by cj2009cj February 4, 2012
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Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers
Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "
by Sam Kovacs October 7, 2009
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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010
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toe crackers

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks
Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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obama crackers

A type of creeping insanity that overtakes messianic and / or dictatorial heads of government.

A combination of the name of U.S.A. president Barack Obama, who appears ever more likely to be a suffer of mental illness, and the slang phrase for insanity " animal crackers."
It is difficult to decide which head of a government is loonier, but Mugabe and Ahmadinejad are clearly obama crackers.
by RTHTGakaRoland November 9, 2010
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Box of Crackers

A group of Rednecks packed in the cab and bed of a pickup
truck.
"It's Friday night at the local Wal*Mart,and everywhere ya look,ya see a box of crackers,hootin' and hollerin',their
system cranked up,blasting Skynyrd"
by rico1165 October 15, 2007
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