Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 07, 2013
by wanker LLC December 13, 2024
CyberLink Corp. is a software company with its headquarters based in Taiwan. It specializes in creating video and photo editing software, AI facial recognition software, entertainment and streaming software, and more. CyberLink Corp. also has branches in Japan, United States, and Netherlands. If you think Photoshop or Premiere Pro is overpriced, you should try CyberLink Corp.’s software!
by Software Pro November 26, 2021
Short for corporate coping, when a business' standing with their investors really depended on the success of a project that failed, and they are now bleeding money to try and keep as many of them around as possible, by paying news sites to run opinion pieces explaining away the failure of the project.
"Have you seen this article? Apparently Netflix's Cowboy Bebop wasn't supposed to be good"
"That's straight up Netflix corping, dude"
"That's straight up Netflix corping, dude"
by JustANewOtherGuy November 21, 2022
by Muhammadson September 17, 2021
by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022
When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.
by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020