Coot

No one truly knows the definition of coot, but it can be best described as an expression of love and comfort. Coot is loved by all. Coot, in other words, is a Medal of Honor. We love coot, and coot loves you.

Oh honey, you coot.

Jessica has the fattest coot and that’s why she is my main bitch!
Coot makes me happy inside and outside

Coot gives me boner.

by Proboldpants1 January 11, 2021

Coots

Another washed up youtuber that plays pc with other washed up youtubers. Currently has like no subs and isn't growing anytime soon.

"did you see Coots's newest upload?
"yeah its not good at all"

by Warm ass cheesecake March 07, 2018

coot

a woman’s vagina, typically one that is very shiny and small

“my coot is gonna explode”

by antithesis the 1st October 05, 2023

Coots

A vape

Hey man, you got the coots?

by KissUp June 21, 2019

Coot

Another way of saying cute, when cute isn't enough.

Robert sheehan = coot

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

Coot

being cool and cute at the same time

Sam just got a new hair cut, it's so coot

by Neraek May 22, 2021

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 01, 2017