Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.

Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

content

the shit that people post online for maximum views

"Subscribe to my channel for weekly content so that I get more views so that I can get more subscribers so that I can get more views."

by angelofrelevance April 14, 2019

Flappy Cooter

When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.

Grandma's so old gravity has given here a case of Flappy Cooter

by TastesLikeDeadBaby November 26, 2003

cooter ball

The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.

Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!

by lil jon April 10, 2005

Cooter Twister

When you cannot penetrate the bra region to give a titty twister and in return have to grab a girl by the pussy and twist.

Grab that bitch by both lips and give her a cooter twister.

by slammasterj May 7, 2010

Colten

Smexy Male attack helicopter (Apache) usually defending Capitalism and USA or doing random stuff, drinking the tears of libtards and helping trump doing stuff, next mission: taking care of North Korea.

Colten:I want to be like Colten when I grow up

by Panda_Wizards September 20, 2017

cooter juice

The tangy liquid that is emitted from your womans cooter when orally pleasuring her.

My face felt like a glazed doughnut the next morning from all the cooter juice that flowed from her sweet box.

by Jake12 March 13, 2007