dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020

Constanter

Someone who is constantly doing something.

He is such a constanter whenever it comes to breathing.

by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

Constantinos

Constantinos is a Greek name mostly used by parents when the baby is such ridiculously pretty and has a dick comparable to that of a fully grown adult.While the main purpose of this name is to show the ridiculous dick size it also shows boldness stubbornness and intelligence.

This baby has a huge dick it must be named Constantinos
<>Christos (the exact opposite of Christos)

by Liagouras November 20, 2021

dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle

Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital

by koreluvsu September 17, 2021

Constantine

He awesome, Playful,
He’s a very good friend and sibling

But again sometimes fight with you

Very kind try not to get really mad because I have a Constantine brother and he gets really mad easily so Has Internet issues

Me-*pulls hair* trying to be annoying
Constantine- you are going to regret that * Kicks really hard*
Me- OWWW MOM!!!!!

Mom-*walks over* go to your room's NOW!!!!!

by Jjjjn April 11, 2020

goodafterble constanoon

A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.

Policeman: 'Had anything to drink today, sir?'
Drunk Person: 'Aw chur chur, goodafterble constanoon!'

by Pedroc February 27, 2008

Andrew Constance

Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.

Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.

by fakespam123 April 30, 2020