congratunlucky

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.
<driver> well? how did I do?
<instructor> congrat...
<driver> :)
<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.
* driver cries

by twed April 23, 2004

congrataFuckYoulations

when someone is excited about something and your annoyed.

annoying guy: Dood I just got 1920 on my SATs!!!

annoyed guy: congrataFUCKYOUlations!

by cjhfootballback June 11, 2009

Congratslyfun

interjection used upon receiving good news

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Congratsfuckingulations

Is to be extremely excited for someone’s achievement. At times congratulations or just congrats isn’t enough excitement and fuckyeah won’t do the trick.

Congratsfuckingulations on your test man, I knew you could do it!

by 184mesheSt. March 4, 2019

congratsyeb

good thing you got out of that florida heat

congratsyeb, im glad you got out of that florida heat

by bugglegum September 5, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Congrats, congUrats, congrats<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Congrats, congUrats, congrats<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Congratfelations

A blow job given as a form of congratulations.

John: I got the promotion to HR Specialist III today!
Mary: That's great--allow me to offer you my congratfelations.
John: Oh hells yeah!

by Milfia January 7, 2010