The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.
Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
by El Kento March 20, 2011
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having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.
Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.
by crunkberry May 20, 2016
Get the con-artistic mug.One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.
Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!
by w.yokum May 13, 2005
Get the Con-artist mug.when one parties so hard during a convention, that the ensuing hangover lasts as long as the entire "con"
@spillcrew demonstrated a "con-over" when tweeting "4 days of Spill Dot Con followed by 4 days of Spill Dot Hangover"
by Izanami Drachios June 29, 2011
Get the Con-over mug.When a person is comparatively more attractive than anyone else in the room, due to the lack of variety in a convention setting.
Girl 1: "These guys all look stupid..."
Girl 2: "Well the overweight naruto isn't looking so bad next to the pimple faced InuYasha..."
Girl 1: "Yeah, the Naruto is kinda con hot."
Girl 2: "Well the overweight naruto isn't looking so bad next to the pimple faced InuYasha..."
Girl 1: "Yeah, the Naruto is kinda con hot."
by Bunnee September 10, 2009
Get the Con Hot mug.A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.
Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
by Widget the Midget August 27, 2008
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