Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.

“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”

by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023

Building a colonel

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.

I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.

by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025

Belch fed colonel sanders

What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters

I don't want to be belch fed colonel sanders man

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

The Colonel Sanders

The foamy beard you get from going down on a girl after you or someone has already cum inside her.

"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"

by Sir BigDaddy June 4, 2015

Colonel Lyon

The J.R.O.T.C instructor For the Bangor Battalion, (also known as the Ram Battalion) is an incredible role model, and Probably the best teacher in the school

Hey yo, is that Colonel Lyon

by JROTC CADET 6969/420 September 11, 2022

Colonel Power

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

by Barry G. April 4, 2004