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john cena

Is a poser, that thinks he is black. He looks like Marky Mark. He is a pussy wrestler. He should never have became the WWE champion.
John Cena is a DAMN poser!!!
Cena is a queer!
by Man-Bear October 5, 2007
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John Cena

The worst wrestler in history. The board of WWE set John Cena to be the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. But failed epic hard and is now classified as a dumbass. Crowds continously chant different insults such as 'You can't wrestle' as he only knows
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
John Cena sucks and should be put to death.
by Batzar April 21, 2008
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ceegay

the name of a gay loser who sucks at Gaynite and has heaps of cancer on his forehead.
oi you Ceegay you coming over to play some fortnight .

Hey Ceegay when are you joning the party?.
by Dewy Da Cactus November 7, 2018
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john cena

A wrestler/rapper, currently holds the WWe championship.
After retireing from a successful bodybuilding career, the doctor of thuganomics became a pro WWe wrestler.
Has the most in ring charisma since The Rock and is the fan's favorite wrestler at the moment.
John Cena always has the same lead up to the end of his matches..
1st- Jumping should block
2nd- sidewalk slam
3rd- U cant see me
4th- 5 knuckle shuffle
5th- pumps it uup
and 6th- FU
Did u see John Cena FU the Big show
by Secret wrestling fan December 28, 2005
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John Cena

Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman
Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.
by Rememberme January 1, 2009
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Cenamazing

An act of great surprise or astonishment caused directly or indirectly by John Cena
Example 1:

Cena Fan #1: Hey, did you see John Cena at last night's Wrestlemania?

Cena Fan #2: Oh yeah, his Attitude Adjuster was totally cenamazing!

Example 2:

The cenamazing RKO inspired by John Cena only made Jimmy's dad more disappointed in him.
by Covvey December 15, 2015
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congalala

An ape-like monster of the monster hunter series, known for its dangerous farts, belches and excrements. Congalala are Alpha-Conga who lead their pack of Congas in search of food (mostly mushrooms). They posses many attacks, in which they use their sharp claws and heavy body to kill enemies. Their signature moves are farting and a pseudo-breath attack with different effects, based on the mushrooms they eat (Poison, Paralyze, Fire and Blastblight).
A subspecies to Congalala ist the Emerald-Congala.
-Dude, get me some deodorant! That Congalala threw shit in my face!

-This guy's farts are explosive!
by Dalamadingdong October 24, 2015
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