2 for 1 cannibalism 

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.

Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.

2 for 1 cannibalism by nuttery November 6, 2017

Cannimal

A person or persons, usually a socio-economically challenged degenerate, who routinely seek recyclable products from homes and businesses. They usually wear long gardening gloves and travel by themselves. They are territorial in nature and stake claims to specific streets and businesses. They have no reservations about sitting on your porch and going through any recycling bins you may have left out.

That annoying cannimal was on my front porch when I got home from work going through my recycling bin!

Cannimal by nathan925 October 3, 2007

cannibalism 

eating your own species.

oh my god, he is a cannibal, he ate my best friend.

cannibalism by your mother August 13, 2003

cannabalism 

Not just another snack, but a way of life.

I indulge in cannabalism on a daily basis!

cannabalism by D Bernstein November 8, 2008

cannibalism 

The process of a person or thing eating the flesh or organs of a creature of the same species. Is a way of life in some tribes.

The man was forced to eat the woman's flesh after she froze to death and food was scarce.

cannibalism by Smiley July 6, 2004

cannibalism 

A very popular sport invented in Cambodia in 1924 to solve their overpopulation problem. The European occupation helped it spread to Britain, but was soon banned in both lands due to Cambodian dictatorship and British protest (King George III was nearly eaten by the Duke of York).

It is still practiced by Cambodian tribes, and is pressured to become an Olympic sport.

My Cambodian friend, Xiao Dong, likes to play cannibalism with my family, but every time we play one of my relatives goes missing....

cannibalism by Invader Zimbabwe March 11, 2011

Brandible the Cannible

A person who enjoys illicit acts with the corpses of their victims before eating them. This has been practiced in ancient times. In modern times only 2 cases have occured.

Brandi Taylor(brandible the cannible) goes out at night hunts down people who have rejected her and rapes their dead bodies before roasting them in a barbeque spit.

Brandible the Cannible by Migan Milan Mirpatii January 7, 2010