pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

by strangedaze April 28, 2005

birthday

a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year

"its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo"

by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004

near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

by razman March 21, 2004

birthday sex

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday

baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex

by smoked fish February 17, 2017

Bertha

The women who has curves for days. Once you see her, you can never stop thinking about her. The way she drives around on her cart with her groceries makes any man go wild.

Whoa, Bertha is looking good with them groceries.

by IAmALittleGirl August 27, 2015

Birth of a Nation

One of the most important and infamous movies in American history. It's infamy comes from the fact that it is THE most racist movie ever. It's all about how good the Klan is. The only reason it's important is that is one of the very first motion pictures ever.

That "Birth of a Nation" movie scares me.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

birthday shit

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.

by x-man182 June 19, 2011