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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.
"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."
by Al Benedict October 18, 2020
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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
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Bruising

Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions
"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"
by Big stank January 5, 2020
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word bruise

An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
by redflag73630 July 16, 2018
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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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bruising booya

you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".
i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.
by ricky f baby January 26, 2011
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Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
by GairBear March 1, 2013
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