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Brown Spaghetti 

Some Tapeworms may pass through to the stool and exit the body. If this happens while sodomizing, Brown Spaghetti is the act of your partner picking out the worm as it makes its way to freedom and then ingests it into his/her own body through the mouth as an act of true love.
Jason: 'Me and my wife are so in love, She isn't even bothered knowing that i have Tapeworms. In fact, She did Brown Spaghetti last night.'

Kimberly: 'You know that freak Craig actually did a Brown Spaghetti last night'
Jermaine: 'Yo Dawg, that's true love right there.'
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Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
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Brown Star General 

The rank one attains upon fucking a chick in the ass.
She gives out a lot of promotions. She promoted me AND Peterson to Brown Star General.
Brown Star General by Vinceums October 7, 2003

brown glacier 

A dump so large that a small part of it rises above the water level in the toilet.
After consuming a bucket of fried chicken and a cup of coffee I dropped a brown glacier big enough to sink the Titanic.
brown glacier by billy br February 6, 2009

brown dollar 

A brown dollar is the old style of food stamps
The one dollar food stamp bill was "brown" so it is called the brown dollar
brown dollar by Cool BO May 31, 2012

brown sucking

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.
brown sucking by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

brown cloud

verb: to poop and or defacate into a newly washed and clean smelling pillow case. The unsuspecting victim will spend hours upon the pillow before the smell becomes overwhelming.

"its time to win"
Rhonda is pumped on having her pillow cleaned after her sexual intercourse with her cousin Demetri. The day after her cousin Demetri decides he will get her back for her lacking actions in bed by giving Rhonda a brown cloud. She spends the next full night with her face down in the brown cloud.
brown cloud by thegurtmeister2 April 26, 2010