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Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.
by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016
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Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
by smith.spark March 9, 2019
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almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
by lodakabal September 17, 2022
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bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.
"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."
by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008
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Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.
Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!
by 'Duke' September 10, 2012
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bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.
"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "
by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008
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Bollockfuck

The act of a man pleasuring a woman by inserting their testicles into a woman's vagina
Man: Do you want me to bollockfuck you?
Woman: Okay then
by Doubtful wanderer March 14, 2011
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