beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

Bleached Beetroot

A play on words of music group the Bloody Beetroots.
A bleached beetroot is anyone with white/yellow bleached blonde hair who is either naturally very red or incredibly sunburnt.

"dude she would be such a looker if she wasn't a bleached beetroot."

"no.. never"

by darkrednails January 29, 2010

Bleached

One who has been white-washed. (use as a statement of fact, may be used to insult)

Tanya is so not like her cousins. She's so bleached.

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.

Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.

by Unknown June 11, 2006

Bleached

This can happen during a gang bang, when a group of males cum on a chick's face at the same time. Her face will be covered in white cum. She'll look bleached as fuck!

"Mate, apparently Ashley got bleached yesterday."
"That's hot! 10 guys exploded all over her face."

by fuckshitbitch123 September 16, 2019

Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008