Boobs

The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.

With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)

by The Great American August 13, 2008

Boobs

Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.

"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-

by The Puerto Rican Jew May 27, 2005

boobs

the two spheres which make women a whole separate species (except the size of brain)

Our customers prefer women than people, because of the boobs ...

by bro4e July 07, 2006

Boobs

Created so guys have something to look at while women talk.

Women: "So then we had to take Christina out to dinner for her cheer meet, but I had to go to the gym later that night so I had to get Caroll to do it. Then after we took Ryan & the boys out to go see a movie, and Sherri was telling me about how her poodle just gave birth to 4 puppies..."

Guy: *Staring at boobs* Mhm..*Nods head*

by aliyahlovah July 02, 2010

boobs

big or little round object on a girls chest

girl1:i think my boobs r small
girl 2:compared to mine big basketball lookin 1 they are

my boobs double d ( . y . )

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by horny chix9 July 29, 2009

boobs

jiggly things on a women's chest with a pointy red thing to suck on.
tits
boobies
bazongas
dirty pillows
breasts

kid:mom can i touch your boobs? Mom: oh,sure honey

by kristen leighton September 05, 2005

[boobs]

Objects that women use to control the world.

Woman in 2004: I'll show you my boobs if you vote for Bush again.
Man: OK.

by bccxcc July 11, 2008