Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

Atlus.com Message Boards

Poorly moderated message board for the video game company Atlus.

Members consist of arrogant, childish elitists whose love of relatively obscure niche market Japanese RPGs has created a high school-caliber clique of virginal losers completely oblivious to how bad they make the fans look. Constant trolling and flame wars are the norm. Posts about who should be banned and attacks on people who are -at best- tame by comparison to the popular members are common. 90% of each thread devolves into "random humor" and inside jokes and/or circle jerks. Popularity is based on who you make fun of and reject and, who you accept and never question -both of which, are determined by the high post counters.

Moderators are more concerned with being viewed as "cool" by the small group of attention whoring popular members while enforcing said clique-minded mobbing until no longer personally entertaining.

Atlus.com message boards is THE place to go for gamers who think games should ride solely on unorthodox character designs and limited edition sales.

by Lig Na Baste March 5, 2008

bulletin board whore

Someone who continually posts excessive, stupid-ass bulletin board messages on MySpace.

That bulletin board whore took up three of my five bulletins spaces so I bitch smacked her.

by Spider289 April 18, 2005

board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 6, 2004

drawing board

n. (figuratively) the design process, the stages of planning, or the beginning of a process

This idea really sucks - I think we need to go back to the drawing board.

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

Testicle Board

A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.

Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!

by Tom Craven February 18, 2005