Bluechoke

The moment of panic when you go to watch some adult material during a dull family occasion on your mobile device, wonder why there is no sound, and then realise you are still docked to the speakers downstairs

We had the in-laws around for drinks last week, I went to watch some Franky Vaughan and bluechoked big style

by Mr Whitepipe January 2, 2020

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

by Bonk October 27, 2020

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Blutha

Short way to say Blood Brother.

Nigguh youz my blutha fa lyfe.

by ILoveTheCutty July 21, 2009

Bluehand

The online movement against political correctness and islamification of countries.

I am a proud member of Bluehand

by James B0nd May 20, 2015

blueteething

The phase when you become acquainted with the fact that people on wireless headsets aren't talking to you.

Whenever someone was having a conversation while using a bluetooth headset I would respond to them, which was often awkward after both they and I realized my gaffe. That blueteething period passed and now I can discern when I'm actually being spoken to.

by Jason86 January 20, 2009

bluetooth blowjob

A hands-free blowjob

That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.

by craftbrewdrew March 28, 2015