Bloop

Human feces that exclusively blue and metallic.

I took a large a large bloop today.
I found a piece of bloop on the floor.

by Kurdism November 8, 2018

Bloop Bloop bye

a saying by the best at&t trainers of all time

No no boo boo Bloop Bloop bye

by The Roxas August 8, 2017

Bloop

A sound that a Samsung tablet makes when you hit an app.

Yo bro my tablet just went bloop.

by wantaspritecranberry January 11, 2019

bloop

When a guy cums in a girl and she stands up and the cum makes a bloop sound.

Guy: Yo i totally blooped my girl last night and she scurried away to the bathroom

by shescurriedaway June 18, 2018

Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.

I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!

by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018

bloop

the action of softly touching a dogs nose

awwww, look at that pupper lemme bloop him

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2018

Bloop

Bloop means I love you in a weirdo language

Boy: I bloop you

Girl: I bloop you too

by Magical night June 3, 2018