bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by TheDirtyYoungMan April 20, 2018

Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018

blinning

Blinning when you cant decide if one is Blushing or Grinning!

Yo Bro, Check that girl over there shes Blinning at you!

by Damé December 15, 2017

Blinding

When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her

Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her

by Philphee-phil August 30, 2023

Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.

I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010

Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.

Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.

by Brutal mf July 9, 2011

Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.

Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.

by Shambles299 October 3, 2011