Birthday Head

The act of performing oral sex on an individual as a birthday present.

I'm going to give you some "birthday head" before i give you the business Ms. Williams

by Kevin "Qui" Joseph December 29, 2014

September 20 birthday

This person is funny as fucckk! They'll make you laugh your ass offff. What a Person to be friends with!

If ur friend has a September 20 birthday always be friends with them!As there funny as fuckk!

by Alikzakalifa:) November 10, 2019

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

by strangedaze April 28, 2005

birthday

a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year

"its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo"

by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004

near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

by razman March 21, 2004

birthday sex

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday

baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex

by smoked fish February 17, 2017

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007