big mac

the act of nutting on an artificial big titty bar mitzvah dancer

“Dude this mosh pit goes dummy hard”
“I know, I just big macked that girl over there”

by mclamp_ May 16, 2021

Big Mac

A fast-food burger sold by McDonald's that pretends to be a premium choice but is essentially a soggy, lettuce-filled mess. Known for its two all-beef patties, special sauce, and overly generous layers of lettuce, it often falls apart by the time you try to eat it. The bun gets soggy from the excessive sauce and moisture, leaving you with a semi-decent, but ultimately underwhelming meal. Tastes fine, but not worth the hassle unless you're too lazy to make a better choice.

“A Big Mac from McDonald's and a 5th gen Toyota Hiace have something in common: poor quality. The burger falls apart with its soggy buns and similarly, the van’s interior is cheap, with the plastics falling apart after just a few years.”

by EMD F59PHI January 17, 2025

Ode Big Macs

Yikes, well this is problematic

This is swag

“I got a 43 on a math test”

Ode Big Macs

by Ungryippos November 6, 2018

Big Mac Chopper

Did anybody order a big mac

Did anybody order a big mac chopper *dies*

by shrek of yes August 2, 2022

big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back

I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back

by Bigmacslapdaddy July 3, 2018

BIG MAC SCOOBY DOO

Scooby doo at 3 am with the among us bigmac potion

otherwise known as A.N.R(Alexandra NO Rizz)
Acronym:BMSD

Damn shut up or BMSD will haunt you tonight(RANDYYYY)
TESTICLES GAY TESTICLES
BIG MAC SCOOBY DOO scares the fuck out of my 2mm dick

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Big Mac

Slang term for Big Penis/Big Dick

Damn that man has a Big Mac

by Undermen December 15, 2021