Get Behind the Velvet

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.

"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green

by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013

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all the way behind God's back

A location very far away. To imply a great distance between the present venue the speaker is in and the area he is referring to.

" I offered Lennox a ride home yesterday. What a mistake !
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get to Laval and back. I wouldn't have been so generous if I would have realized beforehand that he lived all the way behind God's back . "

by Marc O.C. & Stephen H. July 16, 2010

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