virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.

Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

beerstein

those sweet mugs that german people drink their awesome beer with

That is a cool looking beerstein you are drinking out of my fellow german beer drinker!

Ja sir!

by beer drinker341 September 26, 2006

Beersicle

1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.

Man, you left my brew in the fridge too long, dude! Thanks for the beersicles, asshole...

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

Beefus roofus

A thing or person that just stands in place looking very stupid in the doing

That guy is such a beefus Rufus for staring at the box of rocks like that. I bet the box of rocks is smarter than him. Beefus roofus is such a ding dong.

by Greemlan December 1, 2021

zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 28, 2014

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by ozeye optips June 12, 2020

beershitilitis

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006