bearded biscuit

hairy camel-toe pussy

i banged that bearded biscuit out.

by slugger666 November 15, 2009

Bearded Shit

A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit

Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit

by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010

Bearded Clam

Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010

Bearded Fish Taco

A really hairy, often smelly vagina.

Nancy had never trimmed her cooch and when she didn't shower for like 4 days, what resulted could only be described as Bearded Fish Taco

by ESKIMOBRO June 23, 2008

bearded clam

A slang word for the female genitalia.

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.

by Panorin December 20, 2013

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009