beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

beatling

Placing a Beatle wig on a sleeping victim so that they look like a member of The Greatest Band of All Time!

Since he was a Beatle Loser anyway, he didn't mind the beatling.

by nenaandphill August 25, 2006

Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.

“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”

by Adder38 August 27, 2018

Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

Bellingham

A city located in Northwestern Washington that is full of tree-hugging, pot-smoking hippies. Home to Western Washington University and the D.C. sniper.

You can count the republicans in Bellingham on one hand

by Holddogg October 20, 2008

beatling

To spend your time chilling out to Beatles music.

Giselle: How was your weekend?
Jacob: Spent the whole time beatling.
Giselle: Awesome, same here!

by Jicib January 10, 2009

gummi bearing

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere

She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.

by calandarman March 20, 2014