Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing

Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.

by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018

Sun Bathing

When someone is lying in the sun and a passer by or partner urinates on them.

Bluemonster2020 walks up to Dee Lila while she lies in the sun and unleashes his beast and begins sun bathing her.

by Dee Lila March 20, 2019

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

Batwinging

A term used to describe a male's testicles getting stuck to his leg.

Tony didn't care who he was talking to, it could have been the Queen of England, he was gonna reach down and fix himself if he was batwinging it no matter who it was.

by @Badmoneyslim July 15, 2019

Batwing

The excess skin of your ballbag when it sticks to your inner leg on a hot day. When spreading your legs the skin streches and looks like a Batwing! All veiny and stuff!

Fucking hell mate I've got proper batwing.

Shit it's hot out! Ive got batwing and everything!

Cross your legs mate, looks like you've got some batwing there!

You know its hot when you've got batwing.

by Mankie June 29, 2006