Batmanning

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.

Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"

by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

Batman dat hoe

After boning a random street walker, before paying you shoot a grappling hook out the window and fly out, yelling "I'm Batman, Bitch!"

Person 1 - "I wanna root this hot prostitute but i have no money."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."

by ~Heretic~ July 1, 2008

bategan

Tegan Quin of Tegan and Sara dressed up as a bat, whose sole purpose is to maintain order in the streets of Gotham.

Look at bategan over there eating those weird donuts!

by hannnn June 10, 2009

wank in a batman suit

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"

Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit

by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008

batmaning

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.

"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"

by dangles November 1, 2012

Batman

Batman = Badass

"OMG That guy is Batman"

by the smartest person ever March 18, 2015

Batman

1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)

If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"

by Joker June 17, 2003