double barking

when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.

man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.

person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking

by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009

Baking Air Biscuits

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart

When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.

by Kap131 March 17, 2011

barrington prairie campus

barrington prairie campus is the worst. you have the group of brandy melville whores who sip iced caramel macchiatos at exactly 8:52 am. then you have the group of social rejects who slit their wrists for attention. then you have the republican trump supporting boys who literally smell like booty. bitches there don’t even know who to start or finish a relationship. i will not forget about jiggly gillette and his beanstalk looking ass. let’s also not forget that one bitch julia holland. if you wanna throw a drink at your ex please exit without crying julia. welcome to satan’s palace.

i was a victim at barrington prairie campus

by some.random.slut January 9, 2021

Barkan

Barkan is a sex god. He is very handsome & tall. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Barkan also has a giant cock.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.

My crush is such a Barkan perfect

by Dashak February 16, 2022

baking industry

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.

She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!

by Teiii April 11, 2023

porny backing

to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load

examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash

guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"

by santaire January 27, 2008

Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.

Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.

by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009