Barber Shop

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.

Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day

by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008

sex barbecue

Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)

hey Rob, you going with Rachel to the sex barbecue?

by Blake the BBQ sex god December 2, 2013

shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.

ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.

James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.

by joshwua915 September 4, 2014

Dallas Barbeque

When you have explosive diarrhea while wearing sweatpants and the shit settles by the elastic near your ankles.

Craig was out drinking all night and had a Dallas Barbeque on the subway.

by dallas cook August 10, 2009