baptist

A protestant denomination which bileves in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, through faith and not works. Baptist bileve in baptism by submersion, and they take The Great Commission very seriously.

A person who is a member of the baptist denomination

by UOE November 13, 2007

Southern Baptist

The most narrow minded religion in the world, which reject gays, black people, non-Christians, Atheists and all other forms of religion. They exist in America, and can be extremely racist. In all honestly, they give Christians everywhere a bad name.

If you see one, I’d advise you run, and if they get too near – shoot first, ask questions later!

Me: I'm a Christian, and my brothers an Atheist. What? No, we're normal people! No I'm not a euro piece of trash. Why am I not born in America? Because I wasn't! No, I am a Christian; I'm just not a Southern Baptist... No, wai- Ahhhhh!

by Romanblood December 9, 2008

Baptastic

A Word used to describe Fantastic Breasts

"God she's Baptastic"

by Matthew Bowring February 27, 2007

Baptize

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

by Phia May 13, 2005

Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.

Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!

by Etoufee December 2, 2016

hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.

Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>

by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012

landover baptist

The soil that covers the grave of a member of the Baptist faith.

After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003